Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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