Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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