im holly from the hills drunk
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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