you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
bring money and cleavage
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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