I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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