a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she woke up with a sticky ear
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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