please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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