he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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