doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Floor bacon is actually really good
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
