Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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