If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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