I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
