The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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