Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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