Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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