nut hugger
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it was like eating out sand paper
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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