There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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