what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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