It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
