Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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