I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
