doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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