Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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