Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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