so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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