i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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