Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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