why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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