Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My bed smells like the plague
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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