i just wanna soil my oats bro
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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