you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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