Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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