i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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