There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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