no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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