I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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