Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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