i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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