no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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