The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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