I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my sisters under your porch take her home
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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