he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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