FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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