On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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