Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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