Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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