All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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