I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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