Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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