Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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