i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Randomize