: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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